~ Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~

~ Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~

~ Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~

~ The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~

~ Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood ~

~ Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. ~

~ Humor is a universal language. ~

~ After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. ~

~ If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~

~ A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. ~

~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. ~

~ A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road. ~

~ Humor is tragedy plus time ~

~ Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously. ~

~ Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~