~ We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. ~

~ For me, writing something in the spirit of Halloween is like Mother Teresa writing on charity and sacrifice. It's just second nature to me. ~

~ There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. ~

~ A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~

~ Sadly, Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and the increasingly sick adults, has become and utter bore. ~

~ Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for halloween everyday. ~

~ There is something haunting in the light of the moon. ~

~ I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. ~

~ Witch and ghost make merry On this last of dear October’s days. ~

~ I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~

~ Just like a ghost, you've been a-hauntin' my dreams, So I'll propose... on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you. ~

~ The witches fly Across the sky, The owls go, "Who? Who? Who?" The black cats yowl And green ghosts howl, "Scary Halloween to you!" ~

~ Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~

~ Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen, Voices whisper in the trees, `Tonight is Halloween" ~

~ Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many. ~